Thug Kitchen cookbook
Thug Kitchen – Michelle Davis & Matt Holloway

Saturday, April 22 – 7:00pm

The cookbook for this month was Thug Kitchen by Michelle Davis and Matt Holloway. They started as a blog, which they have labeled as the “only website dedicated to verbally abusing you into a healthier diet.” What this boils down to is a vegan cookbook with a healthy dose of colorful language sprinkled throughout the recipes.

Thug Kitchen party

When Shayna hosts, she always does such a nice job adding little thematic touches – notice the F*ckity F*ck napkins. We had 5 newcomers, who we were excited to welcome into our growing group of regulars! With so many people coming to our potlucks, it’s getting harder and harder to fit all the food onto a plate and then into my stomach. We couldn’t even put all the dishes on one table. Not that I’m complaining. So without further ado, let’s see what was on the motherf*uckin’ menu… Thug Kitchen spread

The Menu

White Bean and Rosemary Hummus - Anthony

White Bean and Rosemary Hummus – Anthony

Anthony made White Bean and Rosemary Hummus. It didn’t present very well, but tasted good. Especially on the homemade bread he brought, which was not from Thug Kitchen, but if you’ve been following along at all you can probably figure out what cookbook it did come from.

Roasted Garlic - Shayna

Roasted Garlic – Shayna

Shayna made Roasted Garlic. Pretty standard recipe, which is just fine because basic roasted garlic is delicious. It is awesome on bread with butter. Or if you’re Cindy, just squeezed straight into your mouth.

Roasted Sriracha Cauliflower Bites with Peanut Dipping Sauce - Laura

Roasted Sriracha Cauliflower Bites with Peanut Dipping Sauce – Laura

Laura made Roasted Sriracha Cauliflower Bites with Peanut Dipping Sauce. She felt like they didn’t travel well, which I think she’s right about – they probably had a crisper texture and I would have liked to try them when they were fresh out of the oven.

Sweet Corn and Green Chile Baked Flautas - Alyssa

Sweet Corn and Green Chile Baked Flautas – Alyssa

Alyssa made Sweet Corn and Green Chile Baked Flautas. She made her own crema and salsa to accompany them, and Michael contributed his grapefruit guacamole. Maybe it’s just me, but I prefer my Flautas fried. I mostly used these as a vehicle to get the yummy salsa and guac in my face.

Sweet Corn Baked Flautas - Alicia

Sweet Corn Baked Flautas – Alicia

Alicia also made Sweet Corn Baked Flautas. This is the first time we’ve had a duplicate recipe, which we try to avoid. Luckily, Alicia had done hers without the green chile, so they weren’t exactly the same and we could all do taste-tests to see which we preferred. I liked them better with the green chile.

Pineapple Guacamole - Jamie and Alex

Pineapple Guacamole – Jamie and Alex

Jamie and Alex made Pineapple Guacamole. The pineapple added some nice texture and freshness to the guac. Fortunately we had plenty of Flautas to scoop up with guac with.

Roasted Potato Salad with Fresh Herbs - Kelly

Roasted Potato Salad with Fresh Herbs – Kelly

Kelly made Roasted Potato Salad with Fresh Herbs. I am not generally a fan of potato salad. This one wasn’t the mayonnaise-y kind, so it actually wasn’t bad as far as potato salads go for me.

Almond Caesar Salad with Homemade Croutons - Shayna

Almond Caesar Salad with Homemade Croutons – Shayna

Shayna also made Almond Caesar Salad with Homemade Croutons. I like the funk that anchovies and/or Worcestershire sauce add to Caesar salads, but this recipe doesn’t use either of those and I found it to be more citrus-y.

Moroccan Spiced Couscous - Greg

Moroccan Spiced Couscous – Greg

Greg made Moroccan Spiced Couscous. I liked the way the spices in this dish contrasted with the sweet freshness of the orange. But I kept thinking it would be really good with some lamb.

Brown Rice Bowl with Edamame and Tamari Scallion Sauce - Brian

Brown Rice Bowl with Edamame and Tamari Scallion Sauce – Brian

Brian made the Brown Rice Bowl with Edamame and Tamari Scallion Sauce. He thought the sauce would have been better with some ginger – I concur. Also the recipe doesn’t seem to make nearly enough sauce. By the end of the night, all the sauce was gone but more than half the rice/edamame was still left.

Pozole Rojo - Sheana

Pozole Rojo – Sheana

Sheana made Pozole Rojo. This Pozole didn’t live up to the Pozole I ate at some of my friend’s houses when I was a kid. Perhaps that’s not a fair comparison, but it seemed to lack depth even once dressed with all the toppings.

Cold Citrus Noodles with Cucumbers and Carrots - Cindy

Cold Citrus Noodles with Cucumbers and Carrots – Cindy

Cindy made Cold Citrus Noodles with Cucumbers and Carrots. This was my favorite dish of the bunch. The dressing was tasty, and she added tofu, which gave it good body.

Ginger-Mushroom Summer Rolls with Sweet and Sour Dipping Sauce - Heather

Ginger-Mushroom Summer Rolls with Sweet and Sour Dipping Sauce – Heather

Heather made Ginger-Mushroom Summer Rolls with Sweet and Sour Dipping Sauce. I liked the mushroom flavor, but have to admit that I prefer the traditional Vietnamese rolls that I think these are styled after.

Crispy Millet and Peanut Butter Buckeyes - Heather

Crispy Millet and Peanut Butter Buckeyes – Heather

Heather also made Crispy Millet and Peanut Butter Buckeyes. She made one batch that followed the recipe, and a second batch that she spruced up with orange liqueur and orange zest. The basic ones were good, the orange ones were better.

Chocolate-Dipped Tangerines - Alana

Chocolate-Dipped Tangerines – Alana

I made the Chocolate-Dipped Tangerines. They were easy to make, presented nicely, and you can’t go wrong with fruit, chocolate, and sea salt. I would make these again.

Creamy Horchata - Alyssa

Creamy Horchata – Alyssa

Alyssa also made Creamy Horchata. She said it wasn’t nearly so easy as they made it sound to pour it through a strainer – apparently it was more like pressing a solid mass to squeeze out some liquid. A pain in the ass, to put it more mildly than Thug Kitchen would.

The Verdict

I have experienced more bad vegan food than good, so I was really hoping that Thug Kitchen would be my new go-to for great recipes that also happen to be good for you. I’m sad to report that I walked away from this cookbook club party feeling somehow full but not satisfied. It seemed like almost every dish was missing just a little something – maybe meat or dairy, but more just depth of flavor. I’d make the chocolate-dipped tangerines again because they were good for being so dead simple to do, but overall this cookbook felt less like thug kitchen and more like ug kitchen.

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  1. “It didn’t present very well” hahaha I’ll mold my next dip into the shape of a dolphin.

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